What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:29

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
How can a hacker damage me, realistically?
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
What is it like to use a Fleshlight?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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